Hysterical Conservatives

Posted on 24. Nov, 2009 by Skunk Ape in Community Organizing, Glenn Beck

I have been giving this a great amount of thought lately. The GOP is ripping itself to shreds.

Hysterical Glen Beck teabaggers want to impose purity tests and ideological standards. I saw one proposal that said if a candidate didn’t agree with 8 of 10 points on a written list, then they should not receive GOP funding.

Therefore, I propose that we encourage all the wackos to split off from the GOP and form their own party. I even came up with a name for them: the Conservative Republicans of America Party.

CRAP will be a great new start for Glenn Beck and his ilk. They can scream ridiculousness at each other and no one else has to hear. They can use their Ideological Purity Tests to determine if candidates are indeed Full of CRAP. And then they can inundate those candidates with CRAP money.

It will be perfect.

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