America the Schizophrenic

Posted on 04. Nov, 2009 by Skunk Ape in Ethics & Faith, Foreign Policy, Repairing America

America is schizophrenic.

Like a freaky bipolar teenager, we are bifurcated. Split.

On one hand we are whiny, wimpy America that wants to give money and food to everyone and believes fighting is bad.  On the other, nasty hard-hearted grumps that want to kill anyone different.

Then somewhere into that toxic waste mix you get to sprinkle gays, God and guns.

America’s like a hysterical teenage junkie ex-girlfriend holding a sledgehammer and a potato.  And the rest of the world is the freaked out boyfriend who is going to get one of the two. They pray for the potato while fearing the hammer.

What we need is a new way.  A smarter way.  The Bigfoot Way.

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