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Im-Purification Rituals

Posted on 20. Aug, 2010 by Skunk Ape.

Sorry I’ve been missing so long.
The Elders decided that I have spent too much time amongst you Stone Walkers and I’ve been ordered to attend a ritual of purification or be kicked out of the tribe. Damn superstitious nonsense, but it would kill Mom if I was kicked out.  So…
I’ve spent the last three weeks rolling in [...]

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A Jihad on Nazis & Other Internet Lies

Posted on 17. May, 2010 by Skunk Ape.

In response to an online argument whether modern Jihadists are more dangerous than the Nazis were…
Jihadists are not more dangerous than the Nazis. Not by a long shot.  More unpredictable – yes. Harder to identify – yes. Harder to kill – no. More dangerous – certainly not.
The Nazis had:

a functioning, modern nation-state
a growing economy
an enormous, [...]

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God vs. Global Warming

Posted on 28. Apr, 2010 by Skunk Ape.

Allow me a moment to throw in a completely new monkey wrench into the whole global climate change/global warming/ clean air conversation. The way I see it, you are all arguing the wrong issues.
On the Pro-Global Climate Change side we hear that the earth is going to get hotter and humans will die when the [...]

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Some Perspective on ObamaCare

Posted on 27. Apr, 2010 by Skunk Ape.

The Republicans are having a field day trumpeting the fact that ObamaCare will cost Caterpillar $100 million and John Deere $150 million. Let’s get some perspective on those number shall we?

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Arizona “Papers Please” Law & Border Security

Posted on 27. Apr, 2010 by Skunk Ape.

If you want to read all about the new Arizona law that allows police to stop anyone they suspect of being an illegal alien, click here.
I understand why people want to protect US borders. It makes sense to impose a certain measure of control over who comes in and out of your territory. There’s nothing [...]

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6 More Healthcare Myths Debunked

Posted on 12. Apr, 2010 by Skunk Ape.

I’m not going to waste time writing about death panels and other Beck-Palin stupidities. Those have been thoroughly debunked elsewhere. However, there are some myths that are a little less ridiculous that need to be debunked.

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Nuclear Disarmament

Posted on 08. Apr, 2010 by Skunk Ape.

The Obama decision to limit the use of nuclear weapons is another piece of useless political theater. It is designed to make the No Nukes crowd happy and vote Democratic in November. But it is also designed to make the hysterical Right come out frothing at the mouth and acting like the lunatics they are.

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Revisiting Purity Tests – The Bigfoot Perspective

Posted on 06. Apr, 2010 by Skunk Ape.

Somehow the GOP managed to salvage enough brains to reject purity tests. It’s nice to see that there are still some in the GOP willing to use their heads.  However, this got me thinking about the Bigfoot take on the proposed purity test.
So here we go…
(1) We support smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits [...]

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An Asshole With A Bad Toupee & A Crazy Woman – A Town Hall Meeting Report

Posted on 06. Apr, 2010 by Skunk Ape.

I attended my first Town Hall Meeting tonight. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz of the Florida 20th held her meeting tonight in Fort Lauderdale. I’d love to tell you want she said but it was nearly impossible to hear anything because of the Teabaggers.

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Health Care Shennanigans

Posted on 03. Apr, 2010 by Skunk Ape.

So, despite all the hype, lies, attacks and ridiculousness, the silly Democrats managed to pass major health care reform. For more than 100 years, American Presidents have tried to challenge the health industry and failed. Now despite their complete disorganization and stupidity, the Democrats have done it.
Now begins the long road to actually finding out [...]

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